Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
Randomize
