Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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