Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
worst night to have a conscience
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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