Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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