There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
pray to the hookup gods
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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