i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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