Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Your shirt... Was in my pants
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
Randomize
