***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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