i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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