Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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