Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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