well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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