He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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