he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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