D3 body, D1 cock
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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