Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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