I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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