I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
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