My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Randomize
