Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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