found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
You need Xanax blowdarts
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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