I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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