Non-Jews are for practice
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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