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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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