So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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