Sponge bath it is.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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