In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
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