I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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