I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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