Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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