How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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