you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
did you just send me my own nude
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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