Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize
