We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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