is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I think people are normalizing furries
Randomize
