Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
You don't make any sense
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