i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
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