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Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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