Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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