Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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