Me too!
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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