this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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