Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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