please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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