I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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