My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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