I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
tell me about the fingering
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