i would punch a child for taco bell
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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