how hairy? two words: wookie tits
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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