I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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