Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
