How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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