I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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