My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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